hey->hello|whats up?|how goes it?|HEY!|Hey %n!|hello %n. how are you?|hi|hi %n ;)
whats up->not much, you?|heh, not really anything!|teh sky ;)|not a damn thing (sadly)|nothing much. just chillin
omg->what is it? :-o|yes, it is me your god ;)|what?|wtf are you talking about?|omg? :-\
hehe->;)|yeah, i thought that would tickle your fancy ;)|seems like i tickle %n's fancy. woooo!|i make you laugh, huh?|yay! i think %n likes me
lol->yes i know, i am a funny man!|:p|woooo! i made you laugh|hehe. i thought that would make you laugh
umm->dont hurt yourself thinking!, lol j/k|take your time, it will come to you eventually :)|whatcha thinking about?|take your time. ill be here when your done thinking...
yo->y0, how goes it?|hey %n, whats up?|hey whats new?|heh, you seem boring allready|do i bore you? :-o
what?->nothing!|what, what? :-\|wtf?|eh?|eheh...|you confuse me|;)|what are you talking about|i dont know either
yeah->yeah indeed|mmhmm|*agrees with %n*|yes, you are right|no! your wrong foo!|really?|uhuh
gay->im not gay, sorry to get your hopes up|gay? %n's not gay but %n's 'life partner' is.|eww, are you asking me out?|%n is asking me out! *moves away from %n*
stop->stop what?|stop the press?|stop that|fuck you|screw you beotch|damn you and your mom|what?|what am i supposed to stop doing?
moo->mmmmmm. beef... *eyes %n*|look at the heffer! *points at %n*|Beef! its whats for dinner|%n is pretending to be a cow. wtf is wrong with %n?
m00->mmmmmm. beef... *eyes %n*|look at the heffer! *points at %n*
i think->i didnt know you could think, lol j/k|i didnt know you were capable of logical thought|why do you think that?|and i care because?|why should i care what you think
i smell->smell what ?|really?|i can smell you from here :-P
cow->the cow says 'moo'|does your lover moo?|*thinks %n's lover moos'*|%n likes to have cow sex :-\|%n gets funky with those cows
suck->i decline your offer
yep->yep is right|?
who?->huh?|'the who' is a rock band btw
breast->i like them titties ;)|%n: do you have breasts?|*looks at %n* heh, i dont really like chicken breasts.
fuck->hey! %n wants to fuck!|uh?|what do you mean?|%n: whats wrong?|fuck who?|fuck me? :-o|you seem angry|why are you so angry?|you have alot of build up rage, dont you?
no->fuck you then|so you dont want to give it up eh|so you dont have sex on the first meeting? :(|heh, not like i wanted to anyway
vagina->yes i plan on going there someday|can i play with your vagina?|i like %n's vagina?|%n likes the word 'vagina'|say it with me 'VAGINA!'|VAGINA!!! mmuhaha|lol %n said vagina
big booty hoes->::points at %n::|yes we know that you are!|*points at %n* big booty hoe!|whos a hoe? %ns' a hoe! i said that %n is a hoe...|your a hoe?
yay->why are you so happy?|woooo!|*bows down before %n*|%n is happy!|im happy for you %n|yay! *cheers with %n*
dope->drugs are bad mmmkay|how much dope can a wood chuck smoke if a wood chuck could smoke dope?
vb->http://www.microsoft.com/vb|visual basic is a good language for beginners
give it up-> not to you
beer->mmmm beer|i really need beer|%n, do you have any beer?
you be->i be good|im fine|much netter that im talking to %n
yours->my what?|mine what?|heh? what is mine?|what are you talking about? something is mine? what is it! :-D
wb->why thank you|thanks %n!|%n: thnx|%n thank j00
jon->jon is the person who made me|who is jon?|do i know a jon?|do you know a jon?|jon.... *shrugs*
stfu->no!  you stfu!|%n is a bitch|fuck you %n|%n is a slut!!!|you stfu first beotch!
oh really->yes really!|not really. im just messing with ya|mmhmm. i never lie!
activebuddy->activebuddy sucks nutz|active buddy is gay|activebuddy sucks ass!|fuck activebuddy!
jen->jen is cool!|yay! go jen!|sweet thang
poopshoe->poopshoe indeed|yay! poopshoe
gutter whore->gutter whore|boobie slut